Thursday, February 24, 2011

Gimme the Thin Mints!

Lindsey has been selling Girl Scout cookies, so I thought that this was funny; it’s about two girls getting into a fight over Thin Mints.  I’d site it, but someone emailed it to me and I’m not sure which paper it’s from.  I know that Thin Mints are delicious, but seriously?  I can see it now on Maury Povich.  "I'm a THOUSAND percent sho B!%@# Stoled my Thin Mints!"  Is that wrong?  Should I not have said that?  Oops.

NAPLES, Fla. — Police say a brawl between roommates over Girl Scout cookies led to assault charges against one of them. According to the Naples Daily News, the Collier County Sheriff's Office reports that 31-year-old Hersha Howard woke up her roommate early Sunday and accused her of eating her Thin Mints.
They argued and deputies say that it turned physical with Howard chasing her roommate with scissors and hitting her repeatedly with a board and then a sign.
Police say the roommate's husband tried to separate them. The roommate said she gave the cookies to Howard's children.
Howard is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. She was released Monday on $10,000 bail.
A telephone listing for Howard could not be immediately found.


Here’s your Word of the Day, and it SO suits me today!  Lots has happened, including a toilet mishap, but I really should write about it tomorrow. 

hypnagogic \hip-nuh-GOJ-ik; -GOH-jik\, adjective:
Of, pertaining to, or occurring in the state of drowsiness preceding sleep.

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