I told my friend that I was posting this, anonomously. She gave me permission, and I am ecstatic, because it was hilarious. She emailed me the following:
"Okay, so totally random and morbid, but I was randomly thinking about how bad my face looks right now (pregnant, bloated and fat) and that if I were to die in the near future I would not want an open casket at my funeral because I would have such an awful double chin. I would not want anyone to remember me that way! So I am putting you in charge of this, because my husband would not listen. He would tell me I am crazy....which I already know, and then he would stop listening. So, if for some random chance fate decides it's my time-make sure everyone doesn't see me looking like crap!"
Anonomous friend, if you are reading, you know I've got your back.
Have a great Saturday, everyone!
why didnt I think of that??
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