Monday, October 17, 2011

Random Question #8

Question:  Why don't I eat shrimp?



Answer: Number one, they are crunchy and I don’t like the texture.  If something was at one point in time ALIVE, I don’t appreciate the fact that it's crunchy.  Number two, if shrimp were land creatures, they would run across a floor like a cockroach.  They are sea roaches.  Sorry.  If you really love shrimp, you won’t let what I said hinder you from eating them.....even though they have a million little legs and they just FREAK ME OUT!!!!!!! I have had nightmares about a giant shrimp being in front of me on a platter.  I don't like eating anything with a face.

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