I had gone up north to visit my mom in Milwaukee. One night Katie and I decided to go out for a couple of drinks. We went to Bar Milwaukee, a dirty, plastic cup and sticky-floor kind of place. It used to be fun, back in the days of 50 Cent, but we were sort of grossed out by it and realized that we had grown up…..that is, until “Baby Got Back” came on. We danced to Sir Mix-a -Lot and decided that it was time to go. As we were leaving, a guy grabbed me and started talking. I said “No, married, not interested, blah blah blah” and Katie was still walking. She realized that I was no longer there, so she came back, got in his face and yanked my arm. She said “She isn’t interested, and trust me…..neither are you. We are both married, we both have kids. SHE has twins.” Then something classic came out of her mouth. She said “We make people……that’s how we roll.” The guy sat there not knowing what to say and Katie and I left. I was laughing so hard, I went home and told everyone what she said and it went into the Verbal Lynching Hall of Fame in our household. Oh, she cracks me up. We make people, that’s how we roll. Awesome.
Today I am going to the gym, cleaning out my car (because I was too lazy yesterday), and going to Alabama to get Peyton, so I have to get going.
Here are a couple of Hall and Oates videos, just for fun. Oh my gosh, CHEESE! I love the 80’s! It makes me think of my parents when they were my age.
Bacchus is the Roman god of wine and intoxication, equated with the Greek god, Dionysus. The festival or "orgies" (that's nice, gotta love the Greeks) were introduced in 200 BCE. These orgies got so out of hand that they were eventually banned by the Roman Senate in 186 BCE. Euripides wrote a play about the festivals called "The Bacchae". Just an extra note.....apparently, Dionysus is the red-headed step-child of the Greek gods. He is hardly mentioned and he's bitter about it, according to my reading. I remember reading about him in World Literature, but I don't remember where.
SO glad that you finally documented the "That's how we roll" story. I must use that story or phrase at least a couple of times a month just randomly. Katie is famous. Love the Hall and Oates videos - you were a year when Private Eyes came out and I remember watching it on VH1 (which was used as my stereo during the day) and dancing with my new baby girl in the living room!
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