Top 10-Fun Ways to Mess With a Telemarketer

1. Tell them they just called a crime scene for a murder and that they're the lead suspect.
2. Ask them if they have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and savior.....chances are they'll do what we all do when we see Jehovah's witnesses.....they'll hide, as in hang up the phone. 
3. If it's a guy, ask him what his name is and tell him you just found out he's the father of your child. (You can do this even if you're a guy because it'll be even scarier coming from you.)
4. Hand your phone to your kid, even if it's a baby.  Kids love talking on the phone and they have all the time in the world. 
5. Try speaking in your own tribal language.
6. Fake an orgasm.  (Girls, you got this. lol)
7. Tell them you're an Amway representative and you'd like to meet with them about powerful earning potential. 
8. Say "What?" like Lil John, over and over and over and over and over and over, until they get tired of repeating themselves.  You can throw in some "YEAH's" and "OKAAAAAY's" if you get bored.
9. Act like you're interested and totally going to give them a sale, get them pumped up and excited and once you're bored, say "Yeah, not interested....." and hang up.  Yes, you are a tease and you can rest assured that you just gave them blue balls.
10. If it's a girl, tell her all of your freaky fetishes.  Tell her you're working on a suit of skin and ask her if she wants to contribute.