1. They see us stuffing our faces with ginormous amounts of sugar. Admit it. You eat tiny bits of candy at a time and pretend that they don't add up to a regular serving size (or 7) and then before you know it, there are like 26 wrappers in front of you. BUT it's ok! They're all fun size! Yeah....keep that up for a month.
2. We LET them eat ginormous amounts of candy.
3. The Slut Rule. It's the one day a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no one is allowed to say anything about it. This might be confusing to young girls when they see their mothers dressed up as, hmmm, I don't know....Roller Girl?
4. We tell children not to talk to strangers/take candy from strangers, and then we walk them around from door to door, soliciting people we've never talked to.
5. We take them to haunted houses and purposely scare them until they pee their pants.
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