Have you ever wondered what your own personal Hell would look like? I have and it would go something like this:
- I'd be forced to sit in front of a huge screen and watch a slideshow of all of the Selfies that didn't quite turn out.
- Pitbull would play on repeat....like for eternity. Let that sink in for a moment.
- I would be strapped to a chair with my eyes pinned open like in A Clockwork Orange and have to watch every moment that I hurt someone in my life. Their sad faces and emotions would be there for me to see.
- I would have orgasm-less sex with guys who look like this:
- The only plant in existence would be a Lotus Pod. I get itchy just thinking about that.Do you know what hell I went through just Googling and posting this???
- First I would have to get a really fat ass. Then I would be forced to do naked squats in front of the mirror.
- Someone who I don't like on Earth would ask me the same question over and over and over and over again.
- My only company would be belligerent idiots with the IQ's of monkeys.
- I would be stinky and hairy.
- The only food would be McDonald's.
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