Question: Why don't I eat shrimp?
Answer: Number one, they are crunchy and I don’t like the texture. If something was at one point in time ALIVE, I don’t appreciate the fact that it's crunchy. Number two, if shrimp were land creatures, they would run across a floor like a cockroach. They are sea roaches. Sorry. If you really love shrimp, you won’t let what I said hinder you from eating them.....even though they have a million little legs and they just FREAK ME OUT!!!!!!! I have had nightmares about a giant shrimp being in front of me on a platter. I don't like eating anything with a face.
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